[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
JAKE: [GRUNTING]
[SIGHS] Hey, man.
[CHUCKLING] [VIDEO GAME BEEPING]
What's so funny?
Oh, you know, just taking
this garbage bag of butter [GRUNTS] into the house.
[CHUCKLING]
Dude, that's not that funny.
Agh! - [LAUGHS]
Aw! Butter-pranked!
I can't belleve I didn't see that coming!
Heh! Yeah, I'm a genius.
You have offended my honor, sir,
and in so doing, you have awoken the pranking demon
that sleeps in my pits!
The demon is coming for you, mortal.
It is going to prank you so hard!
Whatever.
I'm gonna take a day-long nap.
[YAWNS]
That's right, sucka! Go nap it up!
For when you awake, the pranking demon will be upon you!
Aw, man!
Nothing's better than throwing a big bag of butter at someone!
[GRUNTS] Gotta think!
What's... a better prank... than butter?
Answer me, book. What's better than butter?
A unicorn...
a treasure hunter...
a battleship...
a pie...
a young girl in lo--
Wait! Book, rewind!
That's it!
I'll throw never-ending pies at Jake's face forever!
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
♪ I'm gonna build me a pie-throwing robot ♪
♪ That throws never-ending pi-i-i-es ♪
♪ On Jake's ugly fa-a-a-ce ♪
♪ And he won't know what hit him ♪
♪ 'Cause the pies are ne-ne-ne-never...
ne-ne-ne-never-ending ♪
It's never-ending-pie-throwing time!
Come on, dude! Turn on!
Why isn't it working?!
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
I'll never make a prank
better than Jake's garbage bag full of butter.
[THUNDER CRASHES]
ROBOT: Ouch!
Holy stuff! It talked!
Wow cow chow!
Greetings, Creator.
Oh, whoa! Hey, man!
My name is NEPTR, which stands for
"never-ending-pie-throwing robot."
Oh, perfect.
You're exactly the kind of robot I was trying to make.
Creator, I am eager to commence
the creation and propulsion of pies forever.
But my pie-hucking appendage is...
[GRUNTS] malfunctioning.
And my oven lamp is cold.
And my tank treads do not roll!
They only do skids!
Why, Creator? - [GASPS]
Does it please you to watch me struggle?
NEPTR, don't say stuff like that.
Look, I know we just met,
and you're probably going through
a lot of personal stuff right now,
but I really like you, NEPTR.
And I'm not gonna rest until you're working properly
and throwing hot pie at my best friend's face.
Together, we're going to prank the poots out of Jake.
Ha ha. I'll always love you, Creator.
I know you will, NEPTR.
Now, all we need is more lightning power
so you can be operating at full capacity.
And I think I know just the dumb-hole
who we can get some from.
NEPTR: Ooh!
What beautiful piles of sugar!
[CHUCKLES]
No, NEPTR. We call that "snow."
Sno-o-o-w?
Agh!
[SQUEAKING]
Did y'all smack me into that mountain on purpose?
ALL: Yeah!
Take note, NEPTR --
these guys are grade-A pranksters.
You guys hang out in case we need a daring escape.
Yeah, sure.
Daring escape, yeah.
Absolutely. We got your back.
I got his wallet.
[LAUGHTER]
Just got to sneak around
until we find his lightning-bolt stash.
But, Creator, is not breaking and entering wrong?
No, we're pranklng and entering, which is awesome.
Sneaking...
We're sneaking.
Shush, NEPTR!
- Sneaking... - Shh!
Sneaking...
NEPTR, you're gonna get us caught!
- Sneaking! - Is that you, honey?
How was your day at work?
[HIGH-PITCHED] Terrible!
How could I possibly stand to be apart
from you, the lce King?
[NORMAL VOICE] You see, Gunter,
that's how it would go if I actually had a wife.
- Quack! - Game time!
Kill the frog! Kill the frog!
Ah, come on!
Oh, he's right in front of you!
Lower!
[GRUNTS]
Stupid lady! Kill it!
Creator, if we get caught, I want you to know
that I will always love you.
Shh! You already told me that.
And we're not getting caught.
We're gonna get you working so we can prank Jake.
He could wake up from his nap at any second!
[SNORING]
I might wake up at any moment!
Nah, I'm still asleep.
Oh, no!
That frog is casting magic missiles on my babe!
[GRUNTS]
Quickly, while he's distracted.
Oh, come on! Get out of the--
[GRUNTS] Move!
Quack!
Bah! This game cheats anyway!
Huh?!
Look what you did, Gunter!
[SQUEAKING]
We're home-free, NEPTR.
[QUACKING]
What are you on about?
[QUACKING]
You're starting to infuriate me.
Quack! Quack!
It's almost like you're trying to alert me,
warn me about -- I don't know --
an intruder or something.
Perhaps he's lurking in this very room,
just outside my field of vision.
- [QUACKING] - Well, knock it off!
What do we do, Creator?
We're gonna prank him, NEPTR -- hard-core.
Ah. [WHISTLES]
You're looking kind of fat, Gunter.
Look at these arms -- fat, fat, fat.
Daddy's little fatty.
Oh, you'll never get a prom date
with all that tub on your face, you know.
Oh! Cold! Blast these melty ceilings!
[LAUGHS]
Creator, you have shown me the joys of pranking.
I cannot wait to throw pies infinitely at Jake's face.
[GRUNTS] The ceiling really ls melty.
Whoa! - Quack! Quack!
What was that?
Aaaaaaah!
[GRUNTING]
BOTH: Alarm! Alarm! Alarm! Alarm!
Figs!
- Alarm! Alarm! - Huh? lntruder!
Maybe a beautiful princess, like in my poems.
Whoa!
We got to find that lightning as fast as --
Creator! Lightning!
It's a lightning-shaped door!
And we're gonna smash right into it!
Hold on, NEPTR. I got a plan.
Whoa!
That was a great plan.
Nah, that wasn't my plan. We got lucky.
Are those my tickets to the gun show, Creator?
FINN: Mm-hmm.
You're gonna be fully functional, just like I promised.
[RUMBLING]
Whoa, ice-o-pede! Ohh!
Finn?! Ugh!
Why can't you ever be a princess?!
Ice-o-pede, attack!
Ice-o-pede, no! Aah!
Let's grab some lightning and get out of here!
[CACKLES]
Finish him off, my semi-loyal pet!
Wah! Aah!
Look -- an innocent bystander!
Zap! - NEPTR, n-o-o-o-o-o-o!
[SCREAMING]
N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Oh, yeah -- that's what we wanted to happen.
NEPTR is fully functional! Yay!
Ha ha ha!
NEPTR! Yeah!
Crush him! Crush him like you crushed me!
Creator?
NEPTR, the pies! Pies!
Oh, right.
[TREADS SCREECH]
Aw, come on!
What was in those pies?
Just boysenberries. [CHUCKLES]
And also polson. [CHUCKLES EVLLLY]
[THINKING] NEPTR is acting different.
ALL: Quick, Finn! Jump!
[GRUNTS]
Wah! - [LAUGHTER]
[CHUCKLES] You guys got me.
Something about that robot I tried to kill
fills me with deep longing.
Thanks, guys. Your blood oath is fulfilled.
ALL: Yay! To the mesosphere!
Finally, we can die!
I am troubled, Creator --
troubled by a sudden urge to collect princesses.
NEPTR, that's a heavy unsettling thing to say.
But pull yourself together!
We're about to prank Jake!
Uh-huh. Sure.
One... two...
Three!
- Run, NEPTR! - Ooooh!
Hah! Hah! Hah!
- Zap! - Aw, man.
I've come to take my son.
- Your son?! - Come to pappy, son.
I won't attack you, unless provoked.
He's not your son!
If anything, he's my son!
It was my power that activated his full potential.
Bzzz!
Ooh!
When you were struck with my lightning,
you also became infused
with my private particles.
He wants to be with me, Finn!
No way! NEPTR wants to help me prank Jake!
I am torn.
I am processing a love for both princesses and pranking.
Don't worry, son.
I'll show you the life you deserve.
[WIND WHISTLES]
No! NEPTR!
Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa!
Yes!
Now that we've entered my imagination zone,
allow me to tantalize you with this!
[SNAPS FINGERS] Princesses!
As my son, you will carry on the tradition
of capturing ladies.
Tell me more, pappy.
No, NEPTR!
I want a son who can do better than I,
one who can succeed where I...
have failed.
You can mate with robot princesses!
Can I still prank with Finn after?
No!
I'll show you what will happen if you hang out with Finn!
[BOTH FARTING]
BOTH: Yeah! Pootin' on NEPTR to the max!
Ha ha. Yeah, I love Finn's pranks!
N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
I'm through playing around, son.
Who do you choose?!
Come on, NEPTR.
Choose me, buddy. Choose pranks.
L...
uh, I choose...
lce King!
What?!
You've got to be flippin' kidding me!
He made his choice. Get over it, crybaby.
I'm not finished.
I choose lce King to prank -- hard-core!
What?! Agh! My face!
[BOTH LAUGH]
I birthed you, and I can unblrth you!
- Never! - Unh!
Sleep well, pappy,
in your imagination zone full of beautiful princesses.
You want to prank Jake?
It's why I was created.
[LAUGHS] Okay, let's g-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Jake! Wake up!
JAKE: Ah, hey, du-- Aah!
[THUDDING]
Sun is going down.
Shall we capture princesses now, pappy?
No, let's just stay here a little longer, son.
I love you forever, pappy.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Oof! Eef!
Come back, thief!
Whoa!
Stop farting on me!
It's gross!
You can't just go around stealing boots!
JAKE: Yeah!
And you know the penalty for stealing boots --
it's poots on Newts.
[BOTH LAUGH]
[SPLASH] Uh!
He's getting away into that lake!
Dude, that isn't a lake.
That's an ocean.
[INHALES DEEPLY]
[FARTS] Woof! Woof! Woof!
[CHUCKLES]
Bark! Bark, bark, bark!
Huh?
[DEEP-PITCHED DRONE]
Uh...
[JAKE FARTING, LAUGHING]
Poots on Newts!
Poots on Newts! No!
[IN SLOW MOTION]
Poo-o-o-ts on Ne-e-wts!
[LAUGHS]
I'm comin', Jake.
I'll poot on that Newt as soon as I'm barefoot.
Aah!
Uh...
[DEEP-PITCHED DRONE]
[GASPS]
[SCREAMS]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[GURGLING]
Wha? Ow!
Why is my stomach going nuts?!
Ow!
[CACKLES]
W-w-who are you?
I am the manifestation of
your fear...
Fear of the ocean!
What?!
I'm not afraid of -- of lakes,
wells, rivers, streams, or deep wells or puddles.
Uh, why would I be afraid of --
Aaah! Uh!
[CACKLES]
'Cause you're a wu-u-ss.
I'm no wuss!
I'm the hero 'round these parts!
Ha!
You're too scared of the ocean to ever be a true hero.
Not true!
I'm not scared of nothin'!
Aaaah! [WHIMPERS]
[DEEP-PITCHED DRONE]
Agh!
[SIGHS]
[SNIFFS]
I shall conquer my fear.
[CACKLING] Yeah, right.
No, I will.
I'll conquer my fear.
Of course you will.
And I live in a two-bedroom
apartment that doesn't smell like vomit.
[CACKLES] Sarcasm.
[SIGHS]
JAKE: Dude.
[PANTING]
Dude, did you see me?
I was all, like, womp!
And then I was all, like, "Take this!"
Womp! Womp!
And then --
Hey, what's wrong with you, dude?
Jake, I think I'm afraid of the ocean.
Say what, now?
I need your help to overcome my fear.
Will you do it?
Um...
No, I don't really want to do it.
Jake! Come on!
Heh.
I'm just messin' with you.
I'll do it.
Hmm. Where to start?
Uh, okay.
I think we should just take a few steps in the water.
You can hold Jaker's hand if you're scared.
[WHIMPERING]
[THUD]
Um...
Well, that's okay, dude.
I see the problem.
It's just your feet.
Boop. Beep.
Boop, beep, boop, beep.
Beep, boop, beep, boop.
Don't want to be scared.
I shall not be scared.
Boop. Boop.
[DEEP-PITCHED DRONE]
I'm afraid! Aah!
Jake, get me out of the water!
Now, Jake, now! Now! Aah! Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, aaah!
Hot jam.
You're really scared of the ocean.
In fact, you're so scared, it gives me an idea.
Let's start a business of being scared of the ocean.
Jake!
Okay, okay.
I have a plan to get rid of your fear.
We'll start tomorrow morning.
But I must conquer this now!
Huaaaaa!
I'm not afraid of you.
[DEEP-PITCHED DRONE]
[IN SLOW MOTION] Aaaaaaaaaah!
[NORMAL VOICE] I'm afraid of you!
Aaah!
[SIGHS]
Okay, yeah. Let's try tomorrow.
[JAKE SINGSONG VOICE] Finn.
[NORMAL VOICE] Finn.
Hey, Finn, wake up.
Mornin', Jake.
Ready for me to help you get over your ocean fear?
Yeah, man.
Cool.
But I can only do this if you ask me.
I'm askin'.
Then get ready for my three-step plan.
Watch your troubles melt away with step one!
[CRASHING]
Aaaaah!
Jake, are you crazy?!
This is not an okay thing to do!
Hey, hey. Come on.
The ocean is your friend.
And you got friends all around you right now --
[ECHOING] Miles and miles of friends.
You're nuts.
[GRUNTING]
[NORMAL VOICE] Don't try to struggle, man.
I'll let you out in a second.
You just need to calm down.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Really? Okay, I'm calming down.
That's great.
You're doing great.
Ready for step two?
Yeah, man. I can do it.
All right, dude.
Step... Two!
Aah!
Jake, this isn't a joke!
It's touching me!
Let it hold you, man!
Let it hold you like a child!
I'm trying to let it hold me.
[LOUD HEARTBEAT]
Control your breathing.
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
This isn't working.
That means we got to move to step three.
Just don't scream.
W-what?
I'm gonna push you underwater with my jowls.
Just don't scream. Don't scream.
Wha--
Don't scream.
Hold your breath, Finn!
You got it, dude!
Aaah!
Get me away, Jake!
Now, Jake! Now! Right now!
Get me away! Aah!
Finn! Stop it! Finn!
Ow!
Yaaaaah!
[WIND BLOWS]
Yaaaaaah!
[SEAGULLS CAWING]
[CHUCKLES] I'm safe. I'm safe.
How'd I do?
I think we should give up.
What?
I made it all the way to level three.
Look, Finn, it's not that I don't want to help you.
I just don't want to get beat up anymore.
I mean, this is my bread and butter.
I can't have you messin' up my bread and butter, dude.
You have to help me.
I can't do this without you.
Okay, fine.
But only if you swear not to hit me anymore.
I swear I won't hit you anymore.
And also swear to only speak in rhymes.
Speak in rhymes all the times.
I swear.
And pigs have hair.
Yes. Perfect.
And since you want more, it's time for step four.
What?!
I thought you said it was a three-step plan...
Man.
I'm not that good at counting.
[CHUCKLES] Come on.
Let's go kick your fear of the ocean where the sun don't shine --
In the sea cucumber.
[ECHOING] Check it, dude.
100% awesomitude.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Yeah, it's pretty math, you psychopath.
You know, it looks way more math if you open up your eyes.
Whoa.
See, man?
The ocean is beautiful.
There's no reason to be afraid of things that are beautiful.
Hey, this isn't that bad.
I'm actually glad.
Hey, look -- a black abyss.
Let's go check it out, sauerkraut.
[ENGINE REVS]
No, Jake!
Turn around! Turn around!
[CACKLES]
[DEEP-PITCHED DRONE]
Aaaaah!
Saying "turn around" twice doesn't count as a rhyme, dude.
JAKE: Hey, you swore!
Ow! My bread and butter!
No, dude, don't!
Don't worry, dude.
Everything's cool.
This is the perfect segue into level five.
Here -- put this on.
[SCREAMING]
Just make sure you don't pull the emergency tab.
Aah!
No, dude!
I said don't --
Aah!
Oh...
Jake?
Ja-a-a-a-ke!
[BELL CLANGING]
Aah! Jake!
[CACKLES]
Pathetic.
You can't even overcome your fear now that your friend is about to die.
Your unheroic body will never
let you save Jake.
[CACKLES]
You're right.
What? Really?
You think I'm right?
Well, that's -- that's great.
If my body won't let me rescue my best friend,
then there's only one thing left to do.
[AIR HISSES] [SQUEAK]
No. Wait.
No!
N-o-o-o-o!
[SIGHS]
[GASPS]
[GROANS]
Jake! Jake! Wake up!
Ugh.
You okay, dude?
Yeah, man.
Wait.
Finn! You did it!
You conquered your fear!
What?
You're at the bottom of the ocean!
[FARTS]
Aaaaaah!
Maybe we should celebrate on land.
[AIR HISSES]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
I'm proud of you, man.
You did it.
Thanks, dude.
You've nothing to be proud of, boy.
You will never get over your fear of the ocean!
Whoa, dude.
What's with your belly button?
What the flip, man?
I just swam to the bottom.
No, you didn't, cheater.
You just sank to the bottom.
You will never be a great hero.
He's right.
I'll never be a hero.
[GURGLING]
[FARTS]
[TIRES SCREECH]
Finn, you are wrong.
The mark of a great hero is his flaw.
You know nothing, wisemen.
Silence, Fear Feaster!
We know a lot!
Wait.
Why did you wait so long to tell me?
Because the limo driver's flaw is being late.
Sorry.
[SQUEAKING]
Farewell, Finn.
You truly are the greatest hero of Ooo.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
It's time for you to go away, Fear Feaster!
What?
Am I supposed to live in your tummy for the rest of my life?
Everybody has a flaw.
And it looks like yours is smellin' like my nasty guts.
[SARCASTICALLY] Wonderful.
[CACKLES EVILLY]
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪